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Meet
braden graeber
@hipstermermaid
Graber’s wit-heavy fingers indulge in pop culture commentary, often serving as a hypocrite to his own hypocrisy.
“I still think The Hunger Games would be better with the characters from Glee fighting to the death.”
“Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their - who am I kidding? Judge away...”
“I'm happier than Paula Deen in a hot tub full of Velveeta.”
“If you want me to never reach out to you again, answer one of my texts by calling me.”
“From what I hear, Canada just sounds like a giant Whole Foods.”
“Everyday I'm thankful that bitterness is 'in' right now.”
“Misery loves company, and sitting inside watching TLC marathons.”
“I'm in an "open relationship" with eating healthy.”
“Tonight, we're all Lohans.”
“Congress looks like the worst group project ever.”
“Fedoras are often just one symptom of a much larger problem.”
“The muscles that control my eye rolling are super buff.”
courtesy of twitter.com
by Liz Light
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