TWEET,
TWEET!
BestAt:
The Best @'s
@BestAt
Retweeting the funniest tweets
since 2008.
Check out some of
Twitter’s best from this week… in 140 characters or less!
Tweets courtesy of
@BestAt and twitter.com
@sucittaM: Your stick figure family window
sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children.
@hipstermermaid: Every time I consider being
healthy, I remember pizza.
@dosesofneurosis: My life would be easier if my
blessings stopped wearing disguises.
@DannyZuker: "Oh my God, is that what I
sound like?" - Morgan Freeman listening to his outgoing message.
@PyrBliss: I just looked in the mirror and
that's more than enough human interaction for me.
@trumpetcake: I'm similar to a male seahorse in
the following ways: 1.) cool hair 2.) baby pouch 3.) never seen an owl up close
@hipstermermaid: Staying up for over 24 hours is a
great way to reconnect with your inner psychopath.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I'll only marry someone to spite
someone else.
@donni: "When I was your age, it was
the future!" -Good icebreaker to use with the elderly
@hipstermermaid: We see you, people who order tea at
coffee shops. We see you...
@wheatnik: The best tweet I ever wrote is
still sitting in my drafts folder: 17,456 characters long.
@sween: Pizza Hut announces new pizza. Its
crust is filled with everything. We live in the crust. The crust is the
Universe. Only $9.99.
@Paxochka: There's always that one friend on
facebook who makes you want to burn down the internet.
@TheNardvark: "It's right by the
Walgreens." - directions to anywhere
@IGotsSmarts: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING
TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!
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