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Retweeting the funniest tweets
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Check out some of
Twitter’s best from this week…in 140 characters or less!
Tweets courtesy of
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Liz Light
@OhWonka: Oh, you wrote "hbd" on my Facebook wall? I'm
glad you cherish our friendship so dearly.
@robdelaney: "Hi, I'm Dave!" - my
new character, "Steve, the pathological liar"
@IanSinkins: #TypeYourNameWithoutVowels "n" .. well that was
exciting
@hipstermermaid: Now you're just somebody Facebook
says I might know.
@Cheeseboy22: Geez, it's like these people
have never seen someone wearing a lifejacket on the gym's rowing machine.
@anjeanettec: Nothing is more terrifying
than another human being walking toward you with a smile and a clipboard.
@donni: There's no reason to be
trepidatious until I figure out what that means.
@IamEnidColeslaw: "Strawberry
Fields" came on the radio & my co-worker didn't know who the band was
& now the police are on their way.
@DearAnyone: If your name is Brian and
your home WiFi isn't called "Bri-Fi", what are you doing?
@nealbrennan: It's not a real relationship
until she cries at a restaurant.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The scariest thing about me
is that I'm the result of a happy childhood.
@Aspersioncast: I'm not hungry but I'm going
to eat these Oreos because they're there. Americans.
@cassymartinez: If you don't want to date
me, that's fine, I get that; but you're wrong and I hate you.
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