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TWEET!
BestAt:
The Best @'s
@BestAt
Retweeting the funniest tweets
since 2008.
Check out some of
Twitter’s best from this week…in 140 characters or less!
Tweets courtesy of
@BestAt and twitter.com
Liz Light
@meganamram: "Hey, my face is UP HERE and also
OVER HERE" - woman in Picasso painting
@JimGaffigan: I’m thinking of doing a butter
sculpture of a stick of butter. I hope nobody has done that one yet.
@JensenClan88: Johnny Depp dresses like a
human dreamcatcher.
@PeterWBruce: "?H3y w@t$ rOnG?"...
Obviously your education.
@hipstermermaid: Anybody should be allowed to
get married as long as they're both attractive.
@Coastiefish: I wish marriage between a man
and woman was illegal too.
@thesulk: 3 cars back at the Burger King
drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps.
@kellyoxford: 3yr old from back seat of car:
"My favorite Beatle is John." My work here is done.
@DamienFahey: The most annoying app ever
would be one that texts you every time Moby eats a bowl of lentil soup.
@hipstermermaid: Keep calm and stop making
different versions of that "keep calm" poster.
@Coastiefish: Stealing candy from a baby is
actually pretty hard. They always have adult friends nearby, and they're loud
snitches.
@karencreets: I thought 4 cups of coffee
might make me feel less stabby but it just made me want to stab faster and more
accurately
@llvvzz: I love free speech. I also
love ignore, mute and block.
@qikipedia: Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination. OSCAR WILDE
courtesy of twitter.com
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